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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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