- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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