- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

a black man pays his child support

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Prostitution is bad.......

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

so today i took a poop. hehe

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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