a man was shot.... he died

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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