Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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