- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

WNBA

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

whats 2+2? 4

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