What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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