- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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