- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

kennah campion when she talks

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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