What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Jeff

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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