- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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