whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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