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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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