- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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