why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

I agree to the terms and conditions

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Skrillex.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what do you call a black guy african american

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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