Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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The global news

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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