- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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