- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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