Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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