- Anti Joke

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Click here to end the world.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

I had friends on the Death Star.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator