- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Detroit has a low crime rate

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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