- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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