Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Niall Horan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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a black man pays his child support

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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