Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

batman has diarrhea

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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