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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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