How about that airline food?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

FUCK YOU

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Your Mum is soo fat.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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