This is a joke.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I don't get it

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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