What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Bitch

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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