- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Sarah Palin.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man died.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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