- Anti Joke

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

belly button

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

miha kako si?

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Justin Bieber.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

your mum

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

belly button

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

miha kako si?

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Justin Bieber.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

your mum

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.