- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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