What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What does? 42

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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