- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Gustavo Andrade

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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