The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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