- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Fat people

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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