- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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