What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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