- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

united we sit, cause we're fat

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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