- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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