- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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