- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Nero, sure you are okay?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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