- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

purple pickles

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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