A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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