- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

your no better than a cockroach

Robin, get in the car!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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