How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Michael Brown

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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