- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

You know what's funny? A well told joke

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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