How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

My Boyfriend

Click here to end the world.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why does the man appear fat he is

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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