why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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hey guys im gay

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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fridge

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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