- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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