How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

it was all Tagart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How high is the sky? True or False

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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