- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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