Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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