Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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