- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Chris Bosh's neck

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

woman's lacrosse

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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