- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

it was all Tagart

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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