What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Everybody will die

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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