- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

God is real.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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