knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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