I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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