- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Your mom.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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