Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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