- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

matt is fat

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

if got a joke if fogot it

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Hello penis

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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