Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Equal rights!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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