''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Justin's life

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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