- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

why girl die cancer

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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