Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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