- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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