- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

I agree

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

cory is gay

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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