Knock Knock. Doors open

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Dude man, I'm high...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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