- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Democracy.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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