Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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