- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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