how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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