Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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