Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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LET

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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