- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

eoin burgin is fat

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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