what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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