Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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jd and zach loves vigina

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Guess what What

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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