- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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