- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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