- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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