- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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