- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Charlie Sheen is winning

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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