- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What comes after 69? 70

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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