- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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