What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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