- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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