- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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