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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Your mother is average.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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