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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A guy at a baseball game....

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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