- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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