- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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