- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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