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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Robin, get in the batmobile

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What is 9+10? 19

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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