- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

I forgot what i was gonna say

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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