How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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anti jokes are for fags

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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VITAMIN C!

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Albino African Americans

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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