- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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