- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

WOMENS RIGHTS

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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