why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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The Labour Party.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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lewis=cardiac

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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kieran is a homosexual

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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call me maybe.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Women's Rights

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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