- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

u know whats a crime? rape

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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