- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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