A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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knock knock go away

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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My Nan, that is all.

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