- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Your big dick.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

knock knock Dave's not here.

drugs.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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