What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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