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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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