- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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