What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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