- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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