- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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