- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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