what do you call a black guy african american

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A lot eh?

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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