Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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