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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock knock Whose there? 4

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

My cat just died.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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