A penis walks into a bar..

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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