- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Roses are flowers.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Please ignore this statement.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

The duck didn't cross the road.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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