Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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