- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

You know what's cool? Yep.

Happy Monday!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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