- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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