- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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