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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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