John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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